Demand

So you went and had a vasectomy… big deal.

So you hyphenated your last name… whatever.

So you majored in Feminism in college… no idea what that’s about.

So you are ashamed of what others did… others that looked like you.

So you wear a baby in a chest-pack… I’m embarrassed for you.

So you blabber all over the internet… that’s nothing new.

So you shave off anything that might look masculine… you were kinda hairy anyway.

So you make fruity teas and cry with friends watching Lost… this is a free country.

But if for one second, you imply I follow suit…

I will kindly ask you sir,

to go eat a bowl full of dicks.